Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Fart Fart FART for Israel !


The excellent Max Hastings has been brave enough to turn in another article that criticises Israel.

Right on cue, the droves of Israel supporters have flooded the comments area. The arguments and insults of this mainly American crowd are remarkably similar and led me to dig out this old list:

Fart for Israel

How to fart for Israel and produce a smoke-screen of rancid guff to protect a terrorist state:

1) Label any criticism of Israeli Government actions anti-Semitic, and beyond the bounds of civilised discourse.

2) When confronted with a Palestinian sympathiser, call him or her a terrorist, or if he or she is over 70, a terrorist supporter.

3) If your opponent is winning the argument, mention THE HOLOCAUST.

4) Talk about suicide bombing, never talk about the occupation.

5) Shhhhh! Not in front of the Goy! - Don't mention the settlements, or the settlers, and especially don't mention the heroic actions of Dr Baruch Goldstein.

6) Remember that Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, B'Tselem, the United Nations, the European Union, the BBC, and the International Court, and any other respected oranganisation that critisises Israel are all driven by rabid irrational institutionalised anti-Semitism!

7) Just as all murderers are let off because other people commit murder, so Israel should be let off because it is not the only state in the world to violate human rights.

8) The Israeli army cannot lie when it investigates alleged atrocities comitted by itself. The army is incapable of telling lies. Ever.

9) What's good for Israel is good for America. Except peace talks and compromise.

10) Any Jew who critises Israel is mentally unbalanced and self-hating.

3 Comments:

Blogger Fred Titmus said...

Ah, Dr Streicher, you've returned.

11:33 pm  
Blogger roGER said...

See point 1) above...

- roGER

10:24 am  
Blogger Fred Titmus said...

I didn't get as far as point 1, only as far as the Sturmer "cartoon".

Truly, the co-joining of the extreme right and left today is the unspoken elephant in the corner.

11:15 am  

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